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Score: 10
The Library Party

"I've replayed this like 30 times"

submission: The Library Party
date: November 14, 2009

mission accomplished

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Score: 10
Metal Gear Funnies

"This flash has consitently made me lol for years"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies
date: October 30, 2009

This is comedy at its greatest. satire humour of humour itself

there is even satire of videos within the flash itself LOL, with the dog vagina video skit. someone has got to do a pro remake of this. I will use my massive influence to attempt to get this done. This video has made me and my friends almost die of laughter every single time over the past few years.

10/10, 5/5

pure genius. bravo.

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Score: 10
Life in Portal: Madness

"Well Fuck me with a baton"

date: September 22, 2009

is there really anything to review critically. I lolled. hard and repeatedly

10/10, 5/5

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Score: 10
Epic Battle Fantasy 2

"This Game is So Choice"

date: August 21, 2009

You've basicly taken the basic jrpg mold, except with one difference, you replaced the would be dramatic story with a mockery of the whole genre, and it is quite awsome. This game fixed upon the problem of the prior game, and makes it enjoyable to play, with good laughs

Thank you!

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Score: 10
DARE

"As a Militant Athiest"

submission: DARE
date: August 13, 2009

I chuckle at most religious value promoting themes.

The animation was good, and the story was good, and I like switchfoot, I met them and shook all their hands at a concert about 2 months back, got my shit signed.

but nonetheless, the main character came across as a depressed sissy boy who was wallowing in depression when he "found god" and "decided to go help the starving children of ethiopia" and then was happy

Fuck that shit, its escapism. Life, ideally, isn't some sissyboy depression riddled sulking sobfest. do you think the fucking starving children of Ethiopia are depressed. fuck no. you may be, and decide to help them becuase of that, but they sure as hell aren't

hell they are probably healthier then you are. the modern diet is awful anyways, and probably contribues the most to all the rfucking sissyfest shit. excersise kills depression as well

dont help the Ethiopian depressed children because you feel like shit about your existence. get some excersise, eat some apples and bananas and get over yourself. once you are happy with your life, then help others.

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Score: 10
BlownOutOfProportion4 (2)

"this is fucking hilarious"

date: August 8, 2009

it didnt have much, but it focused entirely on its funniest aspects. It's like you focused entirely on the humor, and only added the bare minimum of everything else to be able to present the humour. I lolld multiple times throughout this movie, which makes it very well worth the watch

August 10, 2009

Author's Response:

haha awesome dude, thanks a lot... im best at coming up with a simple yet entertaining plot then just building hilarious events around it.. the fighting had nothing to do with the story lol but it was great for action and entertainment

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Score: 10
Hillside Settlement

"Absolutely beautiful."

date: July 15, 2009

That was absolutely moving, and well deserving of a review and a 10. It almost brought a tear to my eye!

July 15, 2009

Author's Response:

Thanks a bunch man. I'm really glad you liked it.

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Score: 10
Captain R: Game Ranger 3

"YES"

date: July 7, 2009

Hilarious voice acting, sprites everywhere, funny situational comedy. INSTANT WIN

August 3, 2009

Author's Response:

From Sunrie:
Haha, absolutely! Sprites and cynicism just seem to go together.

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Score: 10
Meet'N'Fuck Denise Milani

"well worth the play"

date: July 3, 2009

I loled. repeatedly

Hard

As I do with every meet and fuck

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Score: 9
Awesome Cracks Down

"I'd vote 5 for a photo of your cock"

date: May 27, 2009

but seriously, Make me lol harder next time.

the "egoraptor" seal of aproval is becoming less and less and indicator of something that will greatly entertain me to no end.

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